heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

Found another pooch roaming. Got him to his owners quick. #retriever #ranchosolano #loosepup #dogwhisperer #dogsbestfriend

quote me out of context a lot after i die

jesus, probably (via jesuschristofficial)

Another loose dog. Meet Blaze. #picstitch #ranchosolano #loosepup #pup #husky #dogwhisperer #dogsbestfriend

My new friend. Another lost dog #picstitch #pitbull #ranchosolano #loosepup #dogwhisperer #dogsbestfriend #pup

huggablehemmo:

mistersailor:

IS THIS REAL

LIFE OR IS THIS FANTASY

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

churlishrevelry:

Our school has this “Stone Tablet Policy” which basically says that there is no excuse for not turning in your assignments and that you must turn them in even if you have to carve it into a stone tablet.

So this kid carved his 8 page essay about California drug laws into $70 worth of limestone.